Bart
17 Sounds
Martin: In a sample taken in this classroom a state inspector found 1.74 parts of asbestos.
Bart: That's not enough we need more asbestos!
Class: More Asbestos! More Asbestos!
Bart: Would the owner of the great big butt please move it out of my face!
Bart: Cool I broke his brain!
Bart: Skinner is a nut he has a rubber butt!
Skinner: Young man I can assure my posterior is nothing more than bone, flesh and that metal plate I got in 'Nam.
Bart: My dad has a billion dollars? Wow I can buy and sell your sorry ass! I'll give you a billion dollars to empty the cat box.
Milhouse: It's a monster!
Bart: No it's not it's my tummy--stomach--gut--uh, crap factory!
Bart: It's craptacular.
Bart: What's everyone's problem? I'm glad we are straned. It will be like Swiss Family Robinson, except with more cursing. We're gonna live like kings, damn hell ass kings!
Bart: As we say in Latin, a dorkus malorkus.
Bart: I'm Bart Simpson who the hell are you?
Bart tells the sad story of Joe Banks.
Bart speaks about Libya.
Bart: And then of course there's Mom who sounds a little something like this: [course voice] Eat your vegetables, take a sweater, I don't think that's a good idea! Hmmmmmmm.
Homer and Lisa: Hahahahahaha
Homer: Take that Marge!
Bart: How would I go about creating a half monkey half man like creature?
Mrs. Krabappel: I'm sorry. That would be playing God.
Bart: God Schmod! I want my MonkeyMan!
Bart: [odd voice] Hello Mother dear.
Bart: Hocus pocus, mucus pukus. My magic powers tell me you are getting a hand made sweater, possibly yellow.
Lisa: Mom make him stop!
Marge: Bart put down that yellow sweater.
Bart has Wonder Years thoughts.
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