Sideshow Bob

13 Sounds

Bob: The four years at clown college
Cecil: I'll thank you not to refer to Princeton like that

Bob: But isn't our society based on the fact that a man can change
Wiggum: I'll have the boys look into that

Bob: Secretly you all yearn for a cold hearted Republican to lower taxes, lock criminals, and rule you like a king!

Bob: Well if it isn't my arch-nemesis Bart Simpson, and his sister Lisa to which I am partialy indeifferent

Bob: I'll be happy so long as it doesn't taste like orange drink feremented under a radiator.

Wiggum: Hey where is Sideshow Bob and that guy who eats people and takes thier faces?
Guy: I'm right here Chief.
Wiggum: Oh, well where is Sideshow Bob?
Man: Oh he ran off.
Wiggum: Well if anyone asks I beat him to death all right?
Lou: Right.

Sideshow Bob's sound of disgust

Bob: Dear "Life in These United States", A funny thing happened to meeeeouh (plop)
Snake: Use a pen Sideshow Bob.

Voice: Mayor Quimby even released Sideshow Bob, a man twice convicted of attempted murder. Can you trust a man like Mayor Quimby? Vote Sideshow Bob for mayor.

Bob: You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! No truth-handler you! I deprive you of your truth-handling abilitites!

Wiggum sending Bob back to jail after he saved everyone.

Lisa: Um do you know what you're doing?
Bob: Lisa, you don't spend 8 years as a homicidal maniac without learning a little bit about dynamite

Cecil: You may hear a slight ringing in your ears, fortunately you won't be anywhere near them.