Homer
22 Sounds
Homer:I have a short attention span. Woman: But our point is very simple-- Homer: Oh look a bird. He He He!
The You Don't Win Friends with Salad song.
Homer: My baloney has a first name, it's H-O-M-E-R. My Baloney has a second name it's H-O-M-E-R.
Homer: I'm not your buddy, you greedy old reptile!
Homer: Hey Sharky, come and get some! Bart: You want a piece of this! Homer: You call yourself the king of the jungle!
Homer: Rock stars, is there anything they don't know?
Homer: Oh look at me I'm making people happy!! I'm the magical man from Happyland in his gumdrop house on lollypop lane!
Homer: Will there be beer? Man: Beer is not allowed. Homer: Homer no function beer well without.
Homer: You are gay!
Homer is going to send Bart the money to fly home, then he will murder him.
Homer's Happy Dude Telemarketing
Homer's Sorry Dude Telemarketing
Homer: Nacho, nacho man! I want to be a nacho man.
Billy Corgan: Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins. Homer: Homer Simpson, smiling politely.
Repo guy: Good evening Mr. Simpson. This is the Repo Depot. Just calling to distract you while we repossess your plow. Homer: Oh yea how dumb do you think I am? (tires screaching) d'oh
Homer: You don't know what it's like. I'm the one out there every day putting his ass on the line. I'm not out of order, you're out of order. The whole freakin system is out of order. You want the truth, you want the truth! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!! Cause when you stick your hand in a pile of goo that was your best friend's face, maybe you'll know what to do. Forget it Marge it's Chinatown!
Bart: Hey dad. Why are you wearing a tuxedo? Homer: Going to that fancy waterfront party tomorrow. Bart: Why are you wearing it now? Homer: Well son it's like a rent a car. You get all the mileage you can then ball it up and cram it though the mail slot.
TV: Now with an editorial reply, here's a small girl. Lisa: Hello my name is Lisa Simpson. I am supposed to talk to you about propostion 305. Homer: Mooching War widows.
Homer: Marge are you hiding other men in the house, radioactive men?
Marge: The plant called and said, "If you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in on Monday." Homer: Woohoo! Four day weekend!
Homer: The alien has a sweet sounding voice, like Urkel. And he only appears on friday nights. Like Urkel
Rex Banner: You're out there somewhere Beer Baron and I'll find you. Homer: No you won't. Banner Yes I will. Homer: D'oh!
Homer