The often imitated, yet never duplicated, original section of my site.

Finally we have some stories for you, scroll down below the submission area to read them.

Submission Rules: Ok this isn't hard at all. Basically what happens here is that you our humble website patrons tell me what sort of fight you would like to see, written out in a Celebrity Deathmatch type scenario. Kindly send your fight ideas to me through this form. Make sure you do not enter a Simpsons character vs a Simpsons character. And you CANNOT put a South Park character. Simpsons vs South Park is already completed and will be available at a later date.

And Now Simpsons Vs. All!

Lisa and Marge Simpson VS Martha Stewart

Lisa and Marge were watching Martha Stewart's Living one morning and thought it was absolute crap. "We could make a better show anyday of the week," Lisa said and soon they were off to the studio where the show was being filmed. "Hey what are you doing here! This is not very courteous!" shouted Martha. "Cram it," yelled Marge as she smacked Martha with her purse. But Martha Stewart got up. "Not only are these hand grenades decorative conversation pieces, but they are great for whippin' ass!" Martha lunged the grenades at Lisa, who was quick enough to move, but the grenades knocked over some boiling water being used to cook gourmet style soups. It burned Martha Stewart and she was sent flying. "Well," Marge said, "that's that!" But it wasn't Martha Stewart's disguise had been washed off and she was now seen to be the huge demoness she really is! She spat fire at Lisa who was knocked unconscienous. Marge was screaming and in a fit of rage, ripped off her hair showing her concelled AK-47. She blew Martha Stewart to kingdom come and got Lisa to a hospital. She was ok!

Bartman and Radioactive Man vs Batman and Spiderman

Batman and Spiderman were patrolling with each other. (Yea so they live in different cities, aren't friends, and are made by different people, but just shadup and listen!) A bank alarm went off and they rushed to the scene. When they arrived the bank was safe and Radioactive Man and Bartman were escorting the robbers into a squad car. "Hey," said Spidey,"who are these putzes?" "Back off arachnoid, I'm Bartman, defender of cool, this is our city now." "Yea so buzz off," said Radioactive man. So Spidey lunged at Bartman and webbed him to the wall. Batman also responded by swinging into RM and knocking him down. Bartman got free and grabbed the legs of Spidey, sending him to meet the floor. And Radioactive Man got up and uppercutted Batman, sending him into a street light. The fight went on for hours until finally, all 4 competitors got bored and called it a draw. As Spidey and Batman were walking away, Bartman and RM grabbed some steel girders from a construction site and sent Batman and Spidey flying. They weren't seen again.